Misophonia Update



I had to endure about two hours of a man chewing gum the other day. He was not merely chewing gum; he was chewing gum and some kind of megaphone. I know this because I wanted to wring his neck.

I have heard lots of people chew gum. This man was in the upper crust of incredibly loud gum chewers.

Since I am not in prison, I did not follow through with my initial impulse.

I feel as though I should take the best of the three podiums at the medal ceremony.

Oh look, they’re playing my song.


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